The Rotundra Part Four

During that interval, Shantilly guided me by the hand into a long corridor which had a special washer and dryer along the side, which led to an open doorway into the grey cobble stone street. She confronted me about what I did,( but I do not remember my response) with her wonderful almond eyes peering up at me. We were interrupted by some one at the doorway toward the street - it was "China Darle", Shantilly's older sister. Now she was wearing a black and white " Bo-peep" type- short maid's dress with black nylons and pumps with her hair style like it was still in curlers.  Shantilly stepped out to greet her and I was left alone to watch her converse with her sexy sister. Now "China Darle" had just become famous about a week earlier. They were discussing something and I caught the last part of the conversation. China had said "You can join us later if you like, we will be there all night !" Then Shantilly said that she was going to stay here. And China said "Who's that ?"- referring to me. Shantilly said "Oh that's John !" She said "Hi". Then I said "Hi". Then she said to Shantilly, "Your crazy!" and walked away. So we were left alone and she came back and plopped her wonderful carcass on top of the washer and began lip caressing me with slow facial sucking. This went on for about five minutes when we were interrupted by a black stretch limo pulling up about ten feet from the doorway. Out stepped "Lord Willingley", co-star with Shantilly in her latest movie. Now she was in New York at the moment filming "Dead Beat Cop"- a film about a man who disguises himself as a cop to avoid child support payments. He stepped out just to meet me and say hello. He approached and said "Hi I'm Lord Willingley, nice to meet you!" He was very tall with pimples and tinted clearasil on his cheeks. So I said "You're not Lord Willingley". He said "I'm Lord Willingley!" I said "No you're not!" Then he said in his wonderful screen voice "What are you a F - @#$%  asshole or some thin?" and stormed back to the limo. And simultaniously the shorter and real "Lord Willingley" stepped out and greeted me and said "I'm sorry about that -I'm Lord Willingley". Then he shook my hand without zits and I felt more comfortable. In case you did not know it, "Lord Willingley" made his screen debut in "King of the Convenient Marts'' whereby he inherits all the" Seven Elevens" of the world.

The Rotundra Part Three

I was now embarassed because I needed to use the bathroom again. "I sorry but I need to use the bathroom again - I'll walk this time." One of the executives said "No, there is a bathroom right there!" Someone turned on the light in the corner. There was a bathroom there all along. After returning from there, the booze began to hit me. These two executive types had these squinty-I'm in sun eyes with reddish blonde hair and tans. So I said to them "You two guys look like the long lost Kennedy Brothers - you know with those squinty eyes in the sun!" They said "Don't make fun of us!" I said "You're right - you should make fun of yourselves and save me the trouble!" Then they began to take interest in me. They asked me my name. I also asked them their names. One of them seemed to be in disguise and said his name was "Quentin". The other said his name was "George" I said "Yeah right - I bet you are "George Lucas" or something. He said "As a matter of fact I am". I said "Yeah right". We ended up talking but I do not remember the rest. But Shantilly could not hold back her laughter so she ran out into another room. After she came back, she began to also talk to me and asked about my interests and my schooling. I told her that I like movies and music and that I mess around on guitar. She said "Do you have it with you?" I said "No and I don't play to well". She said "I want to hear you play - I'll have some one go and get it!" "How are you going to get past my parents?" I said. She said "Don't worry about it !'' So Mr. Barbados set out to get my guitar. They were back in 45 minutes. I couldn't believe it. It was my guitar and songbooks. This women was like magic.

The Rotundra Part Two

I was seated on a cushioned bench with the son of the "Bardados Paradise" and two other fellows . The son's alias was "Widgett"- the full alias being "Widgett Stanz". HE, being a true patriot earned that alias from "One nation under God, for Widgett Stanz!" So, Shantilly perched herself on the same bench which was semi-circular and rested her elbow on the top portion of bench with her hand under her chin, just staring at me with that wonderful "ghostlike look" and "reindeer eyes". Every minute or so I caught her staring at me and I blushed and smiled. The two men in the middle seemed to be muttering bussines deals to each other and were boring the heck out of me. After about twenty-five minutes or so I said "Excuse me but I don't think I'm going to get thru this night without a drink. So If you will excuse me I will have run off for a drink!" So they said "No stay - we want you here. What would you like? " I told them that beer or wine would be good and handed them $20. They said "No we'll pay for it ", Shantilly also asking for wine. They insisted that I stay. I was amazed. She made them get it for me and they were back in 5 minutes. Two deep six packs of Bud and one bottle of Taylor Red. I cracked open the first one and tried to relax. My stomach being in agony from previous partying. I don't remember at what point that Shantilly and I started talking but I remember saying jokingly "So, like what are you? - Bruce Lee's daughter or something?" She just continuing her wonderful stare, I started laughing like "Jeff Daniels" in "Dumber and Dumber". I didn't know if I was going to be ejected now, but she slowly smiled. She still continually observing me. The two executives thoughts were now interupted. "I'm sorry" I said. She said "So tell me about yourself". I told her that I live with my family and that I work for my dad in an auto body shop. I got sad at that point and embarassed because my relationship with my dad was bad. After the third or fourth beer I needed to use the men's room. I was driven to Bellevue prison psyche ward entrance and was allowed to use the bathroom in one of the clean holding penns. Mr. Barbados apparently knew those correction officers and I allowed to use the bathroom. Then I was driven back and Shantilly seemed to be sipping on a wine herself. I was still not relaxed enough and I did not believe that it was really her. I was still nervous and not really feeling the alcohol yet.

One Half Hour Later

One half hour later I arrived at "Venetian Gardens" - the stale smoke and smell of  decaying beer  in the air when I was greeted by"Andy Fish" and "Big Mac"- "Mr.MoonLight" beside them. I was handed a spritzer from Mr. bartender when they said "What's up?'' After several quick swallows I said "You know what? - you'll never guess what happen to me!'' "What! What?" They said. I said "Shantilly the actress got in my car and had sex with me and we - "YEAH RIGHT!. You were never a B.S.er  before, don't start now. John!, John!" they said. After half the bar joined in I was approached by "Clark Stern" - president and owner of "Venetian Gardens" I was given some friendly rebuke and some sort of sermon about a grip on reality. I decided to back off and have 3 more spritzers. I decide to leave my houlegan friends and sneak off to another nigthly abode - I don't remember which one to this day. I do not remember if  it was the same night or another when I approached the "Venetian Gardens"' again for more mental stimulation and humiliation. When I entered there was cheering like sportsmen at a sports bar, but for some reason they were cheering me. What!,What! said I. They said "She was just here!" "Who?"said I. Shantilly! she just left - you were right! She was with you! Why did she leave? I said. ''Because everybody started chasing after her!" I was in with the gang again. She did me a favor and straightened them out. To bad I wasn' there to see it.

Shantilly Lace

It was October 1983. There was a certain Chill in the movie theatres. It caught me by surprise to see one of my favorite actors in there. I was naughty back then and was lurking about in my 1973 Monte Carlo. For 200 dollars you couldn't go wrong. I was searching for certain female species of the night with stale smell of old wine protruding from the seat covers when I was flagged down by a girl in a long men's white T-shirt. She insisted on getting in when I said that she looked very familiar."I know you! You look so familiar! She said "Most people think that I am Shantilly the actress, but I am not! I really want you!" She was on her knees on the front seat when she began to put her tongue in my mouth. We began passionate kissing when I said "Wait not here!, Let me pull over by that train tressol! So I did. We made love immediately. She was about to leave when I suggested that we go bar hopping. I said "It will be cool - people will think that you are really Shantilly! Let me give you my phone number before you go!" So she took my number and asked me where I hangout. "It's a place called "Venetian Gardens" - I live right across the street for there!" I recieved another kiss and out she went. She started waving to someone when got a block away. Being a dreamlike state I started moving the car away from the tressol when blinding red lights began to flash around me. You guessed it - cops. Several plain clothes men and one uniformed cop surrounded the vehicle. They asked me what we did. I told them that we made love. "Did she ask for money?" one of them said. I said "NO!" Then he said "You know what? - That was Shantilly the actress!" I said "Arrh, why didn't someone let me know, I wouldn't have let her go!" They were just amused and let me go.